octoBER 13-21


SPONSORED BY:  Kent & Gayle Brown

COMEDY – Leon Tolchinsky is ecstatic. He’s landed a terrific teaching job in an idyllic Russian hamlet. When he arrives, he finds people sweeping dust from the stoops back into their houses and people milking upside down to get more cream. The town has been cursed with Chronic Stupidity for two hundred years, and Leon’s job is to break the curse. No one tells him that if he stays over twenty-four hours and fails to break the curse, he too becomes Stupid. But, he has fallen in love with a girl so Stupid that she has only recently learned how to sit down.

Approximate Duration: 2 Hours 

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Fools – October Cast List

A HUGE thank you to all of the incredible people who came out for  auditions for ‘Fools’ this week!  We were delighted to see so many of you and had so much fun reading with you and seeing your monologues. 
Unfortunately, we could not cast everyone who auditioned. If you were not cast, please audition for us again! Or consider helping on the production team if you are interested. We are so grateful for your time and sharing your talents with us. You are amazing. We hope to see you at the theatre soon.


If your name is on the list below, email vernaltheatre@gmail.com to accept your role in the production no later than 12pm on Monday, August 28. When you email the theatre, you will receive additional information about the first readthrough, receiving your script, etc. Thank you!

SNETSKY – Spencer Johnson
MAGISTRATE – Rachel Fuchs
SLOVITCH – Sydney Hanberg
MISHKIN – Annabelle Johnson
YENCHNA – Alex Gingell
DR. ZUBRITSKY – Jeff Allen
SOPHIA ZUBRITSKY – Kelsie Elena Pugh

Production Team

Director – Koy & Makenzie Nielson
Advising Director – Russ Pearson
Stage Manager – Kristin Meanea
Props – Erin Watkins Smith
Costumes – Talia Wilhelm